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T-Shirt
100% Cotton, White Hanes

Featuring a discreet logo on the breast pocket you will be the envy of
all at the chess club in this most stylish of attire.
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Ash Grey T-Shirt
100% Cotton, White Hanes

If you really want to be the dog's bollocks then this little beauty will
signal to all that you meet that yes you do have a penis and what's more,
its official.
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Mouse Pad
Standard size, premium cloth covered

The mouse pad of the Gods!
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Mug
Dishwasher safe ceramic coffee (or tea!) mugs
2 sizes available 15 or 20 ounce

A mug, err, it's difficult to get excited about a mug really isn't
it.
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**Intermission**
to look at semi-naked girl in the faint hope it makes you want to buy
something !!

Nope, oh well it was worth a try...
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Ash Grey Sweatshirt
100% Cotton, White Hanes

Sweaty bugger are you? Then the Shagnasty sweatshirt is the choice of
champions worn by sports men the world over.
(That last line was a blatant lie by the way)
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Long Sleeve T-Shirt
100% Cotton, White Hanes

If, like me, you have offensive tattoos of naked ladies all over your arms
you may wish to opt for the long sleeved version.
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Mouse Pad + Other items
Standard size, premium cloth covered

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Mouse Pad + Other items
Standard size, premium cloth covered

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