August 2002

A Bath-Time Barbers-Shop Quartet (594Kb MP3 Format Music File)
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May

Wonder if those will help you see in the dark?

April

Ahh, if only eh...

February 2002

The Penis Death-Ray (90Kb ASF Format Movie File)
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December 2001

I've got a lovely bunch of...

November 2001

No information was provided as to where this monster was made, but its a job well done.

September 2001

There are two files in the Zip this month...
One for the ladies, and one for the gents.
Enjoy!
The File 2.9mb (2 x MP3 files)
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August 2001

There is a sexual line over even which even I will not cross, this months Penis File clearly defines that line for any of you who might wish to know my limitations.
The File 2mb (2 x Mpeg files)
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July 2001

Is "two" much of a good thing possible. Hell yeah if you are this bloke.
Twice the please for the ladies, behold the man with two dicks. Both of which are a bit on the ropey side I'm afraid.
The File 889k (Mpeg)
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April 2001

"Oh dear... The consequences of mixing the Viagra and the Steroids are all to plain to see.

March 2001

"Sing with me, why don't ya"
The Penis file this month is a charming song about pubic hair.
The File 3.2Mb Zipped

February 2001

"Santa Poses for The POC"

Yeah, where Playboy failed The POC succeeded.
We got the celeb that they were all after.

November 2000

"Penis Guillotine"
    
Yup, the French strike again lopping heads off with reckless abandon!

September 2000

"Cactus Prick"

September 2000

"Squirrel Nuts"

If he could speak he would surely be saying
"What you lookin' at mate?"

August 2000

Alas, this Penis File is no longer available.

July 2000

"Man With A Huge Cock"

Well, what did you expect?

June 2000

Its the turn of "The Singing Penis"

Right click here & select "save target as".
(File gone now, you are too late my friend.)

1.5 Mb and worth the download, I promise.

May 2000

We offered this chaps excellent costume

In Gods name man, what were you thinking.

April 2000

We go all African on you

It's a beauty isn't it.

(Before you ask, NO, it isn't me.)