Shagnasty's Penis Owners Club

Welcome to Shagnasty's
POC

Hello People & Skank Pussy Tally Wackers Alike, through some piece of good fortune you have stumbled into The PenisOwners Club. "What is it?" I hear you ask, well its a series of articles, thoughts and information that's what it is, but most of all it's a club, if you own a penis it's your club in fact.

To be added to POC mailer click here.

The Main features are: -

The Penis Owners Manual

Penis Behaviour Problems? Your penis questions answered
&
The Penis Owners Magazine

Current Issue ~OR~ Back Issues

***Shagnasty's Merchandise***

...and other stuff below!

A few important things to remember when joining the POC.

Ensure that your mind is wider than your mouth.
Never take medicine in the dark.
Police, Judges, Vicars, etc are just people - no more & no less, treat them as such.
Vote - some people have had to die to get theirs, so bloody well use yours.
Never rob another man's rhubarb, it's rude. (Important one that one!)
A dog with money is still a dog.
Many died in Europe to defeat the fascists, you only need to be nice, and vote!
Eat - you'll live longer.
Don't face expensive hi-fi equipment when you are going to sneeze.
When you discover that the volume dial on your hi-fi also turns to the left, you're old.
If you think that you've seen everything, squat on a mirror tile, you will be surprised!
When your alarm goes off, remember that it has actually gone on.
Trees can't dance, so don't ask them, rejection hurts.
God spelt backwards is Dog, remember that next time you step in shit, it helps.
No sex between consenting adults is dirty, war however is very dirty, so knock it off.
Rolf Harris, isn't just a man, he's a fucking adventure.
Ok, now you're equipped to read on...

50 Things To Do With Your Fingers	Have you ever been at a loss as to what to do with your fingers?, something of a digit dilemma? Well help is at hand in the way of Shagnasty's list of 50 things to do with your fingers. Teach me what to do and remove all my idle finger worries.
"Why is James Brown so dam funky?"	He is you know, but why? Come on lets discuss it shall we.
Things That Make Me Go "Oooooh"	Yeah people, some things really get my bacon cooking and generally nark me in a big and hairy fashion. Are they the same things that get to you, don't know? Well have a look.
Shagnasty's View On Internet Porn	My view on internet porn is available in two flavours, the Pasta Version or the Titty Version. You choose?
Are you a Shagnasty?	You could be you know, read this and find out for sure.
Cool Dudes	There are some people who defy all attempts at description and must only be referred to as Cool Dudes, follow this link to learn more about this special breed and take me to the dudes.
The Word FK	The most elegant word in the English Language. Learn how to use it to its full application and impress all you meet & greet.
100 Things Every Man Should Know	There are some things that each and every man should be aware of, and here they are in all their detail. Come on in and be informed.
Lots and Lots and Lots of Rude Words & Phrases	If you are stuck for that rude word I'll bet you will find it in here. Help me find my rude word.
Page'O'Skulls	More skulls than you can shake a stick at, if skull stick shaking is your thing that is and I don't mean to presume that it is, heaven forbid, now Show me those skulls.
Feedback	This is where some of the weird and wonderful things that you write in about end up. Really! Show me.

Links that may, or may not, be of interest to ya'.

Who the hell do I think I am?, click HERE to find out -- if you ~~dare~~ Care!

Further Reading by me...

Go on, expand your minds...

The Penis Owners Club Back issues!
Monthly silliness for all that own one.
Bigger is better... Is it?
Not always it isn't.
Cycling & The Hidden Dangers to your dick!
Penile compression and its effects.
Bashful bladder or Paruresis?
The inability to pee when not alone apparently.
Squeeze your nuts with impunity
Go on, have a play on me, tell 'em Shagnasty said it was ok.
"Fractured Penis", Its rare but it can happen.
It doesn't bear thinking about really does it. Read if you have the courage.
Premature ejaculation?
Don't fire until you see the whites of her eyes.
Stop that baby!
Babies are great, but do you want a free one every time you have sex?

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This page created by Shagnasty - last updated on 21 July 2004.

Shagnasty - Shags it like it is --- Nasty